He's a pro... crastinator.
“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”
"... because you're so selfish to begin with, I'm not putting the fire out ... (storms upstairs with their phone)"
The webcomic you didn't know you wanted.
“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”
"... because you're so selfish to begin with, I'm not putting the fire out ... (storms upstairs with their phone)"