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Anon remembers 7th grade
(sh.itjust.works)
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Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.
Idk if we agree on what 'funnier' means.
Well, it's fake either way, might as well chuckle at some black humor.
And he was still suspended
Well yeah, how else would he get around?
Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.
Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks badly for comedic effect, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.
Here's a classic: Spoon jar jar spoon.
Yep, that’s him!