Some clarification:
“You’re scaring the people on here, and I’m on the phone. You scared them and broke the phone, which is why TikTok is getting banned, because of you.”
Note: I said some clarification. I never guaranteed that it would make any sense.
It’s the British. Everything is piss to them. It’s their fetish.
OP’s pic is just the British way of saying “our national pastime is watching dry paint dry, and we’re most pleased to say that we’re rather proud of that fact!”
It’s the British we’re talking about. Anything other than fish and chips, mushy peas, or bubble and squeak is a bit too aggressive for their traditionally unrefined tastes. The poor sods basically had to be forcefully introduced to anything other than boring.
Take yer chip butty and go back to believing whatever your instagram feeds tell you, consoled by the fact that yer mushy peas and jellied eel are are the pinnacle of civiliz(s)ed cuisine.
But there are so many holes
Any fuckup you can walk away from is better than a fuckup that leaves you with no ability to walk away from it. Doesn’t mean the fuckup won’t cost you in some or many ways, but at least you can still walk.
Imma need a screen shot of someone on reddit having posted “dipboy”.
B-16