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lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies
(files.catbox.moe)
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!
A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you... wish you had some meat.
Stay alive long enough and you'll wish you had air.
I'm already wishing
Fucking hell. Stay as safe as you can given the air is now toxic!
Well, I only need to worry about myself though, since this is the ideal habitat for Delhi-ites. In fact, they still walk around with smoke-sticks in their mouth because the levels are not high enough for them.