Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.
Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.
Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?
Lol, woke fillings.
Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.
Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!
Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.
There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.
Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)
Woke air sandwich!
"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"
band name
"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."
East a jar of English mustard and report back.
I accidentally west the whole jar
You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.
Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn't it?
English mustard
Who was the snowflake again?
Oh will someone think of the sandwiches
Such as.
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
