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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it's at.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I consider that a lot less evil. I don't like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren't getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It's like drinking a liquid pixie stick.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sunny D is for parents who ~~think their kids aren't getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice.~~ are sick of Timmy's shit and want something to mix their vodka with.

Clearly, you've misunderstood the target demographic

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you're sick of Timmy's shit, you don't need the mixer. It's shots time.

[-] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

There's some value in hiding your alcoholism from Timmy.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You just wait until Timmy is in the bathroom to do the shots. Do I have to think of everything to avoid the horror of Sunny D?

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I'm guessing it's because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don't have a sugar option.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dunno why they don't have a sugar option.

That would also be the "worst hangover imaginable" option.

The orange ones are liquid sex.

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