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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

The trick is to cover the eyes and entire head with aluminum foil, then soak the animal in kerosine before making your child watch you microwave it.

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Ah, I was thinking you'd want it to ignite in the child's hands to really maximize the lifelong trauma and deep seated trust issues.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This is a much better plan, but how do you ensure the delayed ignition? Some kind of det cord? Or a chemical catalyst?

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