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[-] archonet@lemy.lol 88 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would bet good money that both door handles are equally filthy, by nature of it being a school. Kids are walking talking germ incubators. We all are, but kids especially. And that's before we even get to the kids who are intentionally malicious little bastards -- I guarantee you, in some school districts, with some kids, signs like these would just be asking for an aspiring Poo-casso to smear their shit on the door handles.

[-] kryptonidas 39 points 1 week ago

The bottom one might be dirtier, with kids specifically wanting to “soil” it because that is “so funny”. And the group that does wash their hands don’t want to touch “the dirty one”.

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I would argue that the bottom would be dirtier, not because of kids reflex to be contrarian, but because human nature pushes people to prioritize themselves even at the cost of society. They may not wash THEIR hands, but they are not going to touch other dirty peoples handle.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Plus the bottom handle looks to be about the same height as my butt cheeks. If I can grab it between the cheeks instead of getting my hands dirty then I'm definitely doing that.

(No, not really, I'm not that talented)

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

So that's why I saw that door with two separately labeled butt plugs on it instead of handles

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 week ago

I'd put good money on your take.

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