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[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Same principle, smaller scale;)

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Call me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))

Edit: did correct my use of "ovule," though, thank you!

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