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Lol, this post is so passive-aggressive
"this joke's been done to death"
This is my favourite couple in furry comics.
aww from the awkward grindr ping to meeting close friends
Ikr
"Sitting on an ice pack" ☠️☠️☠️
Social acceptance lies in the delivery.
Unacceptable: "She's got a nice set of tits." Acceptable: "She has a dramatic neckline." It's all in the delivery and above all know your audience.
The difference is probably with or without birth control.
Alright that third one made me laugh. Also, I have you tagged as "metalhead/trekkie". Cheers.
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CMV: "Creampie" is a kinky word for default sex.
The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.
You do understand that semen is not magically absorbed by the woman's body, right? It will always leak. And only one highly motivated little sperm cell is enough to achieve the deed.
While it’s true only one typically makes it into the egg, recent research has suggested that it’s a team effort getting there
Let's call my reductionist comment a poor atempt at comedic relief, while trying to pass some valid information.
You cum more than one sperm?
What is that?
Delete this!
From my memory, too!
you mean coitus ?
Ew, language.
An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.
Can we call birthdays "parent creampie repercussion day?"
What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
Creampie Conclusion Day?
Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton's Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
Repercussion Day!
It is for the child
Maybe I'm adopted?
If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
😳🥺😳🥺
Dah Dah Dah Daaah!
Is that Lustwig van Bearthoven?
...are you eager for something?
:3
Are you eager to nut or be nutted?
I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn't that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her "No-Knees McFucksalot." I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya'll are fucking.
As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking "are you gonne have more?" Or "were you trying?"
Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.
💦
laughs in $80k of IVF treatments
cos playing as creampied
What about IVF?
microdosing
well cumming is nice.
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