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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago
  1. Buy shares in health insurer

  2. Get claim denied

  3. Sell shares

  4. Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude

[-] jeeva@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 16 points 6 days ago

Step -1) dad with emerald mine

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 13 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I've been putting off

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Man, I thought I was alone.

This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 4 points 6 days ago

Is that you, John Dillermand?

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