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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 days ago

BILF

Billion-year-old
I'd
Like to
Fuck

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Trust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago

I don't know man. That's quite the age gap.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

That should replace “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” as a euphemism.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s

A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again ... the wife pushes him off and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ... I'm not ready yet! ... it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!"

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

You really shouldn't be that thirsty for salt water.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

That deep water Hydrothermal vent tho

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago

When her hot folds boil your foreskin off... 😩

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 17 hours ago

the reverse circumcision, searing it shut

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Baby .... I just want to spread open your tectonic plates and watch your magma flow"

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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