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Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago
[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] bradd@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

And authenticators, password managers.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Ehh... I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 20 points 2 days ago

anal-locked

new kind of biometrics?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Insert authentication dildo to continue.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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