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Anon's in trouble
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I don't see the problem.
I mean, I don't swim, but the dynamics seem to make sense.
What am I missing?
Edit: Ah, don't go near the water passage, right?
Delta-p hazard
I just remembered that meme "SpongeBob Experiences Delta-P and Dies Instantly"
Although I'm having a Mandela Effect moment where I swear I saw a version where Patrick talked a lot longer with much more technical information.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXgKxWlTt8A
Like that, but with people.
Ouch!
And just to think, we're all gradually evolving into crabs..
no we're not carcinisation is a vastly overblown meme it's other crustaceans in similar environments evolving into crab like forms as they already fill the same ecological niche and a crab body is perfect for that ecological niche any other creature is not evolving into crabs I hate the carcinisation meme
Delta P