I'm sure this prediction will be right. They were right all the other times.

Not Teddy Roosevelt enough for me.

More like anyone else's phone. I literally don't know how these people determine which notifications are important.

Worth the cost in my books. Here's hoping season 2 is about the same quality as the first.

I accidentally overwrote it. 😞 My bad.

Can the truth still be an Onion headline?

ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!

Why does it matter if it was actually a lottery or not? The problem is it was represented as one.

I think this particular issue is a fed one. At least as far as tax exempt status goes. Not sure there's any other issue they're running afowl of.

I'm sure the government will get right on it. 🙄