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Anons make the worst game ever
(sh.itjust.works)
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Gameplay heavily based on dodging and careful movement, but you can only dodge by double tapping movement keys or the stick
Wow, my controller just broke on it's own. It was right there on my desk, and then I read your comment, and it snapped itself in half.
At least it was a quick death.
a worthy one at that compared to the alternative
What was that game? I know I played it, but I can't recall what it was!
With tap-to-move mechanics, I've seen many, but I only recall Terraria having it hardcoded in.
In that game you can get certain items that allow you to dodge by double-tapping A or D; it just happens that for some reason you may want to slowly move towards a boss, and with a keyboard you can only do so by mashing A or D.
If you mash too slowly, you're too slow, if you mash too quickly, you ram the boss.
Also, cliffs range from annoying (in the late game) to deadly (in the early game).