this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
108 points (96.6% liked)

Share Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more

2764 readers
16 users here now

#funny

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, "pretend to be dead". An easy task to do when you are:

reads notes

nailed to a cross in front of a crowd which vehemently hates you and will ensure that you are dead.

That's some pretty good pretending, Jesus. A more believable out is to say that his followers made up the story that he resurrected.