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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 months ago

But that was many, many men and not a single one.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

I'd rather be on the front line.