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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 194 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 119 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

would they?

I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

With some light research, I've found that they're actually worth around $0.10

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

They’re worth dopamine hits.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail

But that was many, many men and not a single one.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

I'd rather be on the front line.

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 7 points 3 months ago

With how plumber quality is in some parts? That's believable.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Clogged is probably a bit far but cum does congeal a lot with heat

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a plumber mate that said that it not only congeals with the hot water but it then clumps together hair thats being washed down the drain and together they create the problem.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Eugh I can see that happening. I shave my body hair now but getting cum stuck in my pubes was a nightmare when I was a teenager

[–] three@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Of course it's stupid, that's the point.