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The fuck?

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What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 119 points 1 week ago

But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 16 points 1 week ago

would they?

I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

With some light research, I've found that they're actually worth around $0.10

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

They’re worth dopamine hits.

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail

But that was many, many men and not a single one.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

I'd rather be on the front line.

[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago

With how plumber quality is in some parts? That's believable.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Clogged is probably a bit far but cum does congeal a lot with heat

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I have a plumber mate that said that it not only congeals with the hot water but it then clumps together hair thats being washed down the drain and together they create the problem.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

Eugh I can see that happening. I shave my body hair now but getting cum stuck in my pubes was a nightmare when I was a teenager

[-] three@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Of course it's stupid, that's the point.

this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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