479
Anon's strict mom
(lemmy.ml)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
My dick is too long, goes in the water :(
Nut in the water and get your dick cleaned at the same time. Win win.
Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.
Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.