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[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 60 points 1 year ago

Oh look your pr and legal team wrote some words that no one gives a fuck about

[-] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 38 points 1 year ago

That sanitized corpspeak just sticks out like a sore thumb, right? It takes deliberate, continuous effort not to start zoning out as soon as I hear it.

[-] Firipu@startrek.website 58 points 1 year ago

Corporate speak sucks, but it's 100x better than Linus digging an ever deeper hole for himself at this time. Dude and his wife just need to take a backseat for a while and let pros fix their shit

[-] DJDarren@beehaw.org 24 points 1 year ago

I disagree. Linus shooting from the hip and making himself look an even bigger ass is incredibly entertaining.

[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 13 points 1 year ago

And it actually represents real attitudes in their company, obviously.

[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 13 points 1 year ago

I prefer the honesty that he's NOT sorry. Tells me to continue to avoid their videos like the plague.

[-] millie@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Why is it better? Let him dig his hole and we can leave him in it and go live productive lives without him.

[-] peter@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago

People have been saying constantly that they need to stop having linus respond and instead of proper PR sanitised responses.

[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah simps would say that. People unconcerned with the real issues who just want the videos to keep coming

[-] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

ChatGPT: How can I help?

Marketing: Imagine Ned Flanders dipping a piece of white bread into water. Now write an equivalent piece of meaningless corporate drivel.

[-] local_intruder@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Embracing the synergy of hydro-imbued sustenance, Ned Flanders artfully engages in a paradigm-shifting experiential interaction, wherein a pristine canvas of gluten-based sustenance seamlessly converges with the aqueous medium, fostering a harmonious union of flavors and textures that exemplifies our commitment to innovative culinary expressions.

This is what I got xD

[-] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dear God. It's perfect.

You know how they say AI is going to take our jobs?

They're wrong. AI is going to take CEOs' jobs.

[-] Syndic@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago

Of course? Did anyone expect something else? And frankly they would be extremely stupid if they did anything they didn't check with their lawyer first.

[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 5 points 1 year ago

It's reasonable to be fed up with fake bullshit apologies.

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