“Pirates? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the gazillion sales we're about to make.” —Bethesda, probably

Dynamic typing is insane. You have to keep track of the type of absolutely everything, in your head. It's like the assembly of type systems, except it makes your program slower instead of faster.

Fascist shutdown of public discourse, step by step:

1. Find out where public discourse is.
2. Post child porn on an obscure corner of it.
3. Take screenshots of the posted porn.
4. Send law enforcement to seize all the things.

They're conscripts. Nobody asked them whether they'd like to die.

No idea what that guy's talking about. I bought a bunch of furniture from Ikea 15 years ago and all of it is still standing. Even the flimsy-looking chairs.

That's because a lot of Americans are under the impression that poor people are poor because they're lazy, and not because they're victims of oppression. They even cling to this absurd belief when they themselves are the victims of similar oppression. Must be lead in the water or something…

I have rather serious doubts that this is legit. More likely some joker pretending to be from the Linux Foundation sent Redbubble a takedown request.

If you think robots.txt is going to stop them, I've got a great deal for you on some ocean-front property in Colorado.

In a sane country, the mere attempt at blocking the establishment of a competitor would have been grounds for a Ma Bell-style dissection of both companies.

Global warming is upon us. If something doesn't drastically change, now, our entire species is going to die.

🎼The Internet is for porn!🎶

Nazis. Reddit has so many Nazis.