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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

not fair, in the metaverse he has a big dong

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

In fact, it exceeds the metaverse maximum by exactly 3 inches. I saw an internal meeting about it where he said "take that, Chad. Who's got a small dick now?"