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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

V8 is gazpacho.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The water that accumulates in the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters is gazpacho.