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U.S. Blows Itself Up So China Can’t Have It (theonion.com)
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[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

They had this on Znation! They called it a fourth wave weapon. Literally exists to make sure no one can take the US even if we all die