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submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean, really, shouldn't women have their own stores to buy this stuff in? This would protect women from the lustful gaze of men, too!

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

But then you'll have men pretending to be women just to shop in the women's store!

Because rules have stopped creeps before.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

The Taliban has entered the chat...