Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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(Fahrenheit. In Celsius this would be deadly)

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You're taking a risk. It could be -270°

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's fine, it's close enough to 0k

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

i always feel so cozy at 0 kelvin

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i bet that you think that youre being acute

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You think I'm cute??? blushes

No YOU shut up! Oh, wait, we weren't doing that one ...

[–] kaamkiya@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

That's true. That would not be very nice.