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When you need an excuse to train a new tool proficiency.
(comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)
This one is probably the least "DnD joke" of all of them, but the joke still makes me laugh.
We save our carcasses and use them for a stock that goes into the gravy for the next time we do a turkey dinner. We'll usually do a big turkey dinner 2 or 3 times each year including Thanksgiving.