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Megachurch conducts successful nuclear missile test (youtu.be)
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[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Cancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on....for jesus.