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submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] troybot@midwest.social 91 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Quiet quitting

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Realizing they lost the game they didn't know they were playing yet.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck. I just lost the game too.

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Haven't lost the game until your comment. 😬

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

MOTHERFUCKER

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

😘💙

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It bothers me that you can see the Google logo in that coffee

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

[–] Juice@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

The great resignation