this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2025
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

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She's 5 going on 40.

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[โ€“] Anissem@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Wait till she finds out you boned her mom

[โ€“] downhomechunk@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

Power move, I like your style. If she keeps it up, I'll let her know it happened more than once.