Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Even with dimming, I think you'd have to disconnect half those lights. Can we discuss the terrible kitchen though? The stovetop looks to be poorly lit (ironically), almost all the usable counter space is the island, the fridge is way to far away, the grey cabinets and black countertops really clash with the white floor. They spent a ton of money on that stone and it looks awful.
Yup. I hate this trend of having a big kitchen with hardly any counter space. It seems to be something people aspire to here.
I use Hue tuneable or RGB bulbs recessed in the ceiling and they're great. With their switches and a little setup it will turn on the lights to the appropriate brightness and color temperature depending on the time of day. They dim to nearly nothing up to daylight. You just need good bulbs or drivers.
Yep my house came with recessed and first thing I did was replace them all with hue (thankfully I had access to a good deal on them, I was already in the ecosystem since before there were really any alternatives, these days I'd get something else if starting from scratch because they take the piss with pricing if you don't get discounts). I'd still prefer a different lighting scheme but combined with a few other lamps and with the various colour scenes they're fine, and you can't complain about the space saved physically and visually by needing fewer lamps.
This house has a crazy amount though, mine has like 15/20 total and I only RGB'd the living room and bathroom.
I bet these are the ones that have adjustable color temps in the control box, but you'd spend your first month of living there just climbing ladders to swap them over.
And there are way too many ceiling lights in this house. It looks like a hospital waiting room.