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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He was in a Playboy softcore video, handing the bunnies champagne before they got into a limo.

Exactly as Jesus would have done.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus hung out with prostitutes. Trump = Jesus: confirmed /s

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can't fault your logic.