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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Reading this nonsense is the ramblings of a crazy person, it's all so goddamn stupid.

And how Trump has EVER given you the impression that he is a "godly man" is just baffling

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well....he slept with a porn star the one time. And probably a fair few prostitutes, so that's kinda like the Jesus and Mary thing right? #readthebibleonceanddontrememberfuckall #notagreatangryatheist

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He was in a Playboy softcore video, handing the bunnies champagne before they got into a limo.

Exactly as Jesus would have done.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus hung out with prostitutes. Trump = Jesus: confirmed /s

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can't fault your logic.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You get the distinct feeling that they don’t actually know how to read (and comprehend). Everything the know came from a preacher and religious TV. So fucked.

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s improbable but these people are capable of actually thinking at least once in their lives. That’s a miracle!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps twice if they happen to function like a broken clock!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Christians following devout mammonites while thinking them Christians certainly is a thing

Religious people being deranged lunatics, color me surprised :o

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

There's video of him saying he's not a Christian in the same speech he claims there's going to be no more elections.

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of all things, an AI generated photo of a golden statue was a bridge too far for this person. That was where they drew the line in the sand.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's not even the first Golden Calf of Trump either. There was a real one at CPAC a few years ago.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2021/03/05/real-message-behind-that-golden-trump-statue/

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

He doesn't care for your teachings. He only cares for himself.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mammon in Spanish sounds like "sucker".

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bullshit. Nothing he does now is new or uncharacteristic of everything else he does. You had all the signs in the world and ignored all of them till now.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

The page is just one "Trump" occurrence short of being digestible text for him.