LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/LeopardsAteMyFace@lemmy.ca

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You get what you wish for, Joe.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Had to check:

As of now, his release date is September 9, 2037.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Murder for hire scheme, as well as killing five tigers and selling some more across state lines.