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What's the most interesting heroship-vs-heroship you've heard?
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A warship against a bucket?
I think I was wondering more about how the crews would deal with each other, but yeah I forgot that Serenity isn't armed lol.
To be fair, after the two crews met, Serenity would end up heavily armed, and Rocinante would find they're shooting empty coke cans out of what used to be railguns.
Imagine Jayne and Amos hanging out.
"I am that man"
"Well I am that man called Jayne"
What am I talking about, if they don't fight they'll bond over guns.
Kaylee would be fixin to bed that fine engineer though, she'd have a huge crush on Amos.
Zoe and Naomi would date, maybe.
Bobbie would beat Jayne up for making untoward remarks about her.
Kaylee would follow Amos around absolutely smitten.
River and Peaches would bond.
Drummer would wreck Cap'n Tightpants.
Simon would just be horrified by everything.
I don't know if I'm scared or happy.
Damn yokels can't even tell a transport ship doesn't have any guns on it.
Oh Jayne, you're my hero.