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[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's an Oxford comma joke. The way it's structured reads like "male-firearms" enthusiast, as in an enthusiast of "male firearms".

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me getting hot and bothered when cocking the shotgun

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I'll suck your Glock for a thousand dollars