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Anon gives a speech (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 78 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

there are a lot of memes that transcend the written format.

this isn't one of them, how the fuck do you accidentally say that out loud?

... should have just ended the speech with Bottom text.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago

> be me
> go to class
> didnt make speech
> my turn
> nervous etc
> start with "be me"
> don't know how to continue, awkard silence in the whole class
> finish with "bottom text"
> drop out of school

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

how the fuck do you accidentally say that out loud?

According to OOP, autism. I suspect spending too much time on 4chan factored in.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 8 points 2 weeks ago

quantum_leap.gif

There's probably a higher chance this actually happened than them having actual Autism.