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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Lorgar of Colchis. You may consider the following. One: I entirely withdraw my previous offer of solemn ceasefire. It is cancelled, and will not be made again, to you or to any other of your motherless bastards. Two: you are no longer any brother of mine. I will find you, I will kill you, and I will hurl your toxic corpse into hell's mouth."

Roboute Guilliman in Know No Fear by Dan Abnett

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gets sucked into the vacuum of space without a helmet and starts murdering traitors while screaming into the void

Guilliman doesn’t deserve the hate he gets. Boy is awesome.

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Too bad he insists on following the false corpse emperor, deceiver of mankind

[–] Sentau@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago

Yes inquisitor, this comment right here.