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Turns out we don't need a borrow checker after all. We can just use vague "AI code reasoning". This seems highly credible and I'm sure we're going to see a fully functional compiler and source release within the next 10 decades.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Why write dozens of lines of C when you can set the planet on fire to summon an edge case bug generator instead!