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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 92 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you do this to that poor rPi?

[–] WagyuSneakers@lemm.ee 1 points 19 hours ago

Electronics get what they deserve.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.