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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’d be hilarious if spez died in a fire.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

I love your right to say that here ❤️

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

If spez was on fire I would only piss on him when he was in the burns unit after.