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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 87 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Japanese transit users: "Don't worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds."

[–] witx@lemmy.sdf.org 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you're late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow's paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Whilst wearing a seifuku

[–] witx@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if your female, you'll get something else grabbed for free!

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

*except on one of the all-female trains