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Git, invented in 2005. Programmers on 2004: (lemmy.eco.br)

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The worst was when someone left for vacation without releasing their file locks.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 23 points 3 days ago

Vacation is a quaint problem lol, at least you know they're eventually coming back. What do we do about the guy who retired 5 years ago and still has locked files in his name?

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are ways...

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Is it possible to learn this power?