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[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No prob, 10% of 0$ sounds manageable :)

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 67 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

No, it's 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you're after.

[–] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

The problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

Don't use C+Trump unless you're extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.

[–] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Doge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget MuskSQL^TM^!