this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
1033 points (98.7% liked)

Atheism

5 readers
1 users here now

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Props to liliarelyssk

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sometimes the waiter murders innocent people because they didn’t accept the cook as the one true cook.

Order the chicken nuggets again, louder, or prepare to die

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember that one time where humanity came together to put the cooks' kid on a cross?

[–] taladar@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How can we forget. Ever since the waiter has been serving the son's blood and meat.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Unlimited bread sticks!

[–] atheist@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Again, and again, and again, and again...