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Lock down drill at MissGod school today. Robot Baby was involved. Luckily it didn’t cry. But what if?
Terrible things to consider this day and age.
How was the baby involved? Did Phoebe craft a shiv?
Baby called in a fake bomb threat to get out of a test they hadn’t studied for
Baby did a bad, bad thing.
Amazing comment lol
The baby is involved in everything but lacks the dexterity to fashion knives or other stabbing weapons.
Phoebe’s poop was so stinky the firies were called for suspected gas leak
Flashbacks to that one MASH episode đź‘€
Noooooooooo.
How bizarre . That’s the first thing I thought of.
Lock downs drills have been going on for a long time, even I had them as a kid.
It doesn’t hurt to go through them as if there’s ever a time when it’s needed your kid will be familiar with the situation and know what to do.