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if someone I fuck smokes after sex I'm literally getting the fuck up and moving to the living room like fuck no I can not even breathe near a BBQ let alone cigarettes holy shit
If they are smoking in the bedroom.you could have smelled that when you first entered it.
Who even smokes inside nowadays, even smokers realised that it's not a good idea.
If you can have sex with someone and still not realize they smoke, you probably lost your sense of smell.
If someone I fuck smokes after sex, I should have used lube.