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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 81 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The fuck do fingerprints have to do with anything?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Life begins at fingerprints, of course.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If i sand off my fingerprints, what's happening then?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 13 points 4 months ago

You're no longer alive, legally and morally speaking.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 13 points 4 months ago

Welcome to the undead legion, friend.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

That's suicide, which is illegal! Bake 'em away, toys!

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

idk they can unlock a fucking phone or sth