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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 81 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The fuck do fingerprints have to do with anything?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Life begins at fingerprints, of course.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If i sand off my fingerprints, what's happening then?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 13 points 2 months ago

You're no longer alive, legally and morally speaking.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

Welcome to the undead legion, friend.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

That's suicide, which is illegal! Bake 'em away, toys!

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

idk they can unlock a fucking phone or sth

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you know? The people designing that sign still don't have brains!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yep. Gotta love how those signs always have a picture of a baby that's at least a year old when a fetus at 9 weeks old is about the size of an olive. It appeals to the emotional side of people with little in terms of critical thinking skills.

[–] VerPoilu@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So the people designing the signs know exactly what they're doing.

Hell, it might be an agency getting paid for that, and the actual designers are pro-choice but don't have a choice.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

I used to work in an advertising agency and I can attest to the fact that the people who work in that industry are not exactly intellectual titans.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

and the actual designers are pro-choice but don’t have a choice.

They always have a choice. It's not always easy.

[–] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 2 months ago

Mandatory reading

That is not what an 8 week "fetus" looks like in any way

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What even is the message of that billboard?

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 months ago

The first 8 weeks after conception is the most optimal time for your fetus to commit a crime.

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The message is "Dont have abortions" i guess...

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it's federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

yeah sure, but would you have guessed that without the "ProLife" Line?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

You can't start your smartphone addiction too early. That's why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

[–] ferb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 months ago

Just a fun fact :P

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago

"No fingerprints? So that means..."

"That's right. We've been hit by- We've been struck by-"

(in unison) "A smooth criminal."

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Come back to me when you can live outside your host.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

They should use a picture of a nine week old “baby” then

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 13 points 2 months ago

Before or after conception? The billboard is a bit unclear about that....

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

Stupid people are swayed by bullshit like this.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

What's the point of this sign ? Do they sell fetus fingerprinting ?

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes

Unborn Criminal

The sworn nemesis of the Assigned Cop at Birth

[–] Solitaire20X6@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

🎶 Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying life begins at fingerprints?

[–] MBM 1 points 2 months ago

Life ends at rock climbing

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Mmmm, giant cinnamon fetus.

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 months ago

So okay, 9 week is enough to anyone abort. And nervous system not be until 11 weeks, more than enough