"No fingerprints? So that means..."
"That's right. We've been hit by- We've been struck by-"
(in unison) "A smooth criminal."
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"No fingerprints? So that means..."
"That's right. We've been hit by- We've been struck by-"
(in unison) "A smooth criminal."
Enhance!
Stupid people are swayed by bullshit like this.
The fuck do fingerprints have to do with anything?
Life begins at fingerprints, of course.
If i sand off my fingerprints, what's happening then?
That's suicide, which is illegal! Bake 'em away, toys!
Welcome to the undead legion, friend.
You're no longer alive, legally and morally speaking.
idk they can unlock a fucking phone or sth
Come back to me when you can live outside your host.
Are you saying life begins at fingerprints?
Life ends at rock climbing
Did you know? The people designing that sign still don't have brains!
Yep. Gotta love how those signs always have a picture of a baby that's at least a year old when a fetus at 9 weeks old is about the size of an olive. It appeals to the emotional side of people with little in terms of critical thinking skills.
So the people designing the signs know exactly what they're doing.
Hell, it might be an agency getting paid for that, and the actual designers are pro-choice but don't have a choice.
and the actual designers are pro-choice but don’t have a choice.
They always have a choice. It's not always easy.
I used to work in an advertising agency and I can attest to the fact that the people who work in that industry are not exactly intellectual titans.
They should use a picture of a nine week old “baby” then
🎶 Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
What even is the message of that billboard?
The first 8 weeks after conception is the most optimal time for your fetus to commit a crime.
The message is "Dont have abortions" i guess...
If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it's federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.
yeah sure, but would you have guessed that without the "ProLife" Line?
Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?
You can't start your smartphone addiction too early. That's why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger
If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist
Just a fun fact :P
So okay, 9 week is enough to anyone abort. And nervous system not be until 11 weeks, more than enough
Before or after conception? The billboard is a bit unclear about that....
What's the point of this sign ? Do they sell fetus fingerprinting ?
Mmmm, giant cinnamon fetus.